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Thursday, June 08, 2006

Zarqawi: Another one bites the dust

I have never been so happy to be shocked awake at 5am than Tony flying into the bedroom to tell me that Zarqawi is dead. Another piece of evil has left this earth plane. Big congrats to our guys in uniform for taking down a big target. Educated common sense says it was a precision bombing strike given what the house looked like after the bombing raid. Now that's an in-cab helicopter video I'd love to see uploaded to the net. "Target locked. Requesting permission to fire." "Go." "Fire, fire, fire." Ah that would be sweet.

Since this story broke at like 3am in the morning the drive-by media has been frantically scrambling for any special interest guests they can to speak on this. Fox News gets Nick Berg's father. And even he spins it saying the can't prove he was killed, they have to show a body, it's all Bush's fault, how can he rejoice in seeing another human being killed over the war in Iraq. Um, 'scuse me but....Zarqawi is not a human being, he is a low-life scumbag WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE BEHEADING OF YOUR SON! Yes, Zarqawi is featured in the Nick Berg beheading video where his neck was slowly sawed off with a less-than-sharp short machete.



The liberal bloggers are just going nuts this morning! SPIN SPIN SPIN! It just never ceases to amaze me how libs process and spin information. They think it's just something to cover-up to keep a scandel from surfacing in the press, or just something to boost the Prez's ratings, or....blah blah blah. Go smoke another one you hippy! Just remember the next time you are trying to connect the dots that Zarqawi was not Iraqi, but a Palestinian from Jordan. Yes our little rock thrower is all grown up now and taking the eternal dirt nap. Buh-bye.

Have you seen the videos of this guy Zarqawi trying to fire a weapon? Talk about ate up. All you need is Bob Saggett's commentary over it and you've got a perfect candidate for Al Qaeda's funniest home videos. He's wearing all black Rag Head gangsta-wear, but white New Balance sneakers. He's trying to test fire a weapon but can't get it to work. So you see one of his entourage give him hand....takes the safety off. But he still can't get it to work. So the guard dog comes back and kind shows his where the trigger is, you aim through here, pull the trigger here...it's just hilarious. And THIS is Al Qaeda's best and brightest? You've got to be kidding.

Enjoy those 72 virgins.....in hell they are all look like Helen Thomas, are full of oozing sores, and they'll make your dick fall off.

In other news....oil prices are set to drop today the Bloomberg News reports. So we get a 2-for-1 deal today. Props to Debbie Schlussel for that report.

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