CNN Breaking News: Zarqawi was alive after bombing

...but he died almost immediately after they found him.

I wonder how it was that he died almost immediately after they showed up! LOL!!! While laying in the stretcher he mumbled something undiscernable. But I have the scoop on the translation: "I think I see Saddam....he's calling to me....come my child....Hellen Thomas is waiting for you..."

Last night on Hannity & Colmes, LT Col. Oliver North said, "One week from now ask people if they know about Baquba, and they probably won't know. Ask them if they know about Haditha and they'll tell you." And it just kills me that this is the top story despite being so damn inconsistent and having shoddy witness including that eye witness account of the little girl, whose story keeps changing every hour.